Posted by Bethan Holt, Fashion Junior at Large
You can always trust Liz Jones, the Daily Mail's resident image-obsessed columnist and token cat lady, to come up with a blinder every week or two, but it's usually along the lines of sperm stealing or facelift shockers. Today,
she has surpassed herself by donning disco pants. Unless you've been living on Plantet Zog for the past year, you'll know that these are the high-shine, uber tight, £70
American Apparel leggings which every other girl under the age of 25 seems to own. I hasten to add I'm not one of them- I wouldn't put my thighs through the public humiliation. Now Liz is in on the trend, testing them out for her Fashion Therapy column. I'm pretty sure a number of readers will be needing therapy after seeing the picture. Not that Liz looks REALLY bad in them- she's pretty much the shape you really need to be to carry these off (skinny with a good bum and long-legged) but she certainly doesn't fit the demographic which has been owning the trend so far. Jessie J, Solange Knowles and Cher Lloyd are all fans and everyone we see wearing them fits that young girl with a bit of attitude vibe. If they'd been my wardrobe staple for months and I saw the article, I'd be mortified. I'm no ageist but I'm expressing the dilemma we all know when we see someone of a wildly different age to ourselves wearing something we love.
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| Liz Jones in disco pants in today's Daily Mail |
So what does Liz's decison to wear disco pants in Britain's most read daily paper mean for the trend? Are you going to stop wearing yours? Or perhaps you're a woman of a certain age who hadn't realised that spanxy, shiny leggings were majorly hot right now and now that Liz Jones has worn them, you feel like you can too? Has liberated you and opened your mind to wearing something you didn't think you could?
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| American Apparel's fresh faced, verging on a bit porny disco pant ads (image from http://martytoes.tumblr.com/) They're £70, from here |
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| The disco pant's usual mode of styling (image from http://summertimesadnessxo.tumblr.com/) |
We've gone on a bit of a mental journey, imagining further milestones in middle-aged women grabbing a trend. We're picturing Nancy Dell'Olio rocking up to various soirees in one of the many colour ways which disco pants come in. Then, the Loose Women will all be sporting them one lunchtime. Next Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall will wear them for the Olympics Opening Ceremony. Not long after that, Donatella Versace might wear them in peacock to take her bow at Versace SS13. Will Helen Mirren and Imelda Staunton perhaps adopt them as alternatives to the usual dress on the red carpet? Finally, Hilary Clinton could wear disco pants while she's on the political campaign trail this Autumn-
she already loves a scrunchie which is another American Apparel signature. Is this getting ridiculous?
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| The original disco pants which Liz age ladies will remember, Grease's Sandy (image from dailymail.co.uk) |
I'm just interested to see how introducing the disco pant to a whole new audience will play out. Liz's perspective, which uses Olivia Newton-John's Sandy from Grease as visual reference, gives the disco pant a fresh slant. Although she admits "if you can remember Newton-John’s tacky trousers from the first time around, step away from the disco pant. It’s a look for the very young and long of limb, not the positively geriatric", she actually plants a seed which tells those who do remember that maybe they could relive the disco moment of their youth if they still have the figure. Instead of being worn with brothel creepers or high tops, it'll be heels and pretty tops. From today, the disco pant is no longer just about being part of a certain 2012 rebel girl tribe. And I'm betting that Liz Jones is a million miles from the kind of brand ambassador American Apparel would ever have expected, or wanted, to attract.
Do you own disco pants? Will you carry on wearing them? Are you going to let your Mum/ Auntie/ Grandma borrow them? Are you Liz's age and now thinking perhaps you could pull off disco pants?
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Your suggestions as to who should try out what made me laugh. What can you do? Some people make money out of making themselves look ridiculous, much like a jester.
ReplyDeleteI'm 21 and wouldn't have the guts to try these!
ReplyDeleteAmerican Apparel have recently used a 60-year-old model called Jacky to advertise their products - so I think that they'd probably quite like seeing Liz Jones in a pair of disco pants. And let's be honest, she's got a great figure and they don't look half bad. Also, Jones does make the geriatric comment so her feature is obviously a bit tongue in cheek. At least she's laughing at herself - and not making fun of other women.
ReplyDeleteliterally just read that article and up until that point, i was considering trying them out. not anymore
ReplyDeleteI just do NOT like Liz Jones one bit...
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I'm actually a bit shocked at just how ageist this post is under the guise of Liz Jones baiting. Liz Jones (and I'm not a fan) isn't advocating older women to wear them (even though many of the younger women I see in them are chunky of thigh). It's purely a Daily Fail puff piece. But the reaction from someone younger that women over 40 should DARE to wear them is appalling. What next, older women shouldn't wear tight jeans shocka?
ReplyDeleteHi Katie, Fashion Junior here. I'm 100% not ageist and I say so in the piece. What I'm getting at is that Liz has opened up the disco pant to a whole new audience and I'm imagining how it'll feel to be one of those women who Liz has introduced the trend to, but also a girl who's been living in them 'til now. Maybe it won't change anything, but it's like how skinny jeans were originally a "young" trend and now you see ALL women rocking them, will it be the same for the disco pant?
DeleteThat's certainly not how it reads in the article FJ - and I've read it a number of times as well as Liz's original article. I think there quite a few people offended by this post and somewhat surprised. It's frankly too lazy and easy to take a pop at a current joke figure in the media and make a generalist point about 'all older women'. As I say, I've seen many a young travesty in them - your blog article focuses on age, not taste.
DeleteBahahahah 'controvertiallll' :p I wasn't AWARE of who Liz Jones is and I've been a Londoner for almost 5 years now :O Thanks for the heads up!
ReplyDeleteYou're right about how she has the figure to wear them, I'm 5"5 and quite curvy, so I doubt they'll look half as good on me as they do on her to be honest, and I'm in my early 20s!
Love ur posts girl xx
Hello Katie Chutzpah, I think you are taking this a little too seriously. Lizzie is certainly wearing her Disco Pants with a smile on her face, and while I agree with Bethan that it can be off-putting to see someone of another genre to yourself wearing clothing you regard as your territory, I also think she applied the same mischievous sense of fun to the post at Liz did to hers. Lighten up!
ReplyDeleteOk. Next time there's rampant sexism, ageism or racism in any post or mag/tabloid article, note to self that it's the reader's fault/responsibility to 'lighten up'.
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